I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet
I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building
Tie
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
I just woke up to my family in the living room watching our security camera tape of me last night talking to a stop sign in our backyard... How the fuck did I get that in the yard?
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