Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
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