Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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