I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
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Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
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Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
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