his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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