we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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