Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
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