He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
sex in a hospital.. check
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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