David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
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He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
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What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
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