so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
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