you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
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just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
The thing is that despite the high paying career and the increased responsibility, my life hasn't changed that much. Only instead of blacking out on $2 wells at some dive I blackout on top shelf martinis in a suit. Oh and only on Fri & Sat nights. Being 30 doesn't suck as bad as everyone led me to believe.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
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I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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