did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
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and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
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I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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