Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
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