i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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