Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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