do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
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