It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
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