4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
Ended up passed out drunk in the neighbors lawn, still in costume. Neighbors thought I was a lawn decoration. Ten points for best Halloween ever.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
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