i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
I will pee on everything he values.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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