Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
Also, beer. Big fan.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
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