I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
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