I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
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