She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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