Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
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I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
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I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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