just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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