The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
remember when you told me, jokingly, to not get jizz on your shirt that i borrowed last night?
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
then he tried to convert me to islam
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
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