know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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