Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
seriously i just wanna be friends
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bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
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