I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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