No awkward lesbian experiences without me
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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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