I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
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he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
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ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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