i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
So this is completely apropos of nothing, but I have a feeling that a friend of mine might be a good match for you. Can I set you two up on a date? Oh, and it seems that we live a block away from each other and aren't having sexy times. This is ridiculous. By the way, there's a chance that I might be a tad drunk. Still though, there's a very *good* chance that you and Mr. X would get along.
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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