they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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