I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
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