If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
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The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
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This is my gift to your gina
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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