Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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