i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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