I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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