So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
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She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
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Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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