Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
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I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
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It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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