She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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