I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
well most of my day revolves around power hour
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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