My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
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Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
She told me I should be a condom model.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
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my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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