Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
There's a Russian superstition that you'll spend your year the way you celebrate New Year's, so I'm honestly not that surprised you're drunk.
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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