New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
I have already put on my inside pants.
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
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