This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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