Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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