My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
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