just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
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