the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
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i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
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My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
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