no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
mondays should just be called national damage control day
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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