Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
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