ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
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he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
1.) You left the rest of your whiskey here 2.) I drank your whiskey 3.) then made a steam roller out of the bottle 4.) Everything tastes like whiskey
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
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Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
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