Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
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update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
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Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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