I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
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