I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I'm at the doctor and the male nurse (haha) asked me if I smoked, drank or did drugs, and when he said 'drugs' he looked me right in the eye and did a perfect wrist rocket.
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
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