Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
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