they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
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